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Really Funny Jokes


Short funny jokes-Snooker table

Posted: 06 Jul 2010 12:03 AM PDT


Question. How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Answer. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.

Funny jokes-Travel by train

Posted: 06 Jul 2010 12:02 AM PDT


President of Pakistan, Zardari's son (Bilawal) goes to Germany to study.

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:

"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque from a Swiss Bank account saying:

"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too"

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