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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-You must be a redneck

Posted: 30 Jun 2010 12:03 AM PDT


You must be a redneck if

* You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
* You can spit without opening your mouth.
* You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
* You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

Funny jokes-Sharks in the Ocean

Posted: 30 Jun 2010 12:03 AM PDT


Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water"."Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified."Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs"."And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady."Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".

Posted by madhu at 5:49 AM

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