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>> Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 23 Jun 2010 12:02 AM PDT
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.   |
| Good jokes-Fidel goes to heaven Posted: 23 Jun 2010 12:01 AM PDT
Fidel Castro dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked.St. Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other,"My God! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"   |
| Posted: 22 Jun 2010 10:48 AM PDT
A: One who dresses to kill and drives the same way. Q: Why don't women need drivers licenses? A: Because there aren't any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.   |
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