Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Short funny jokes-Vampires

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 12:02 AM PDT


Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

Clean jokes-Seeback

Posted: 22 Jun 2010 12:01 AM PDT


It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
"Ames"
"Here!"
"Jenson"
"Here!"
"Jones"
"Here!"
"Magersky"
"Here!"
"Seeback"

No answer.

"Seeback!"

No answer was heard again.

"SEEBACK!!!" The troops remained totally silent.

At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.

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