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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Asleep during Sunday sermon

Posted: 18 Jun 2010 12:03 AM PDT


Big Dave seemed to always fall asleep during the Sunday sermon. His wife, Martha, was fed up and decided to deal with the embarrassing situation.

The next Sunday when he fell asleep, she quietly removed some pungent Roquefort cheese from a bag in her purse and passed it under his nose.

Groggily startled, Big Dave blurted out, 'No, Martha, no, please don't kiss me now.'

Blonde jokes-Another drink

Posted: 18 Jun 2010 12:01 AM PDT


When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that," the host asked?

Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it and after two drinks ...anyone can!"

Posted by madhu at 6:23 AM

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