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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Fitting in a Volkswagen

Posted: 16 Jun 2010 12:01 AM PDT


Q: How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen?
A: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.

Yo mama jokes-So stupid!!

Posted: 16 Jun 2010 12:01 AM PDT


* Yo Mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
* Yo Mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Posted by madhu at 6:19 AM

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