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Really funny Yo Mama jokes

Posted: 09 Jun 2010 12:02 AM PDT


Yo Mama's So Stupid

* Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Blonde jokes-A blonde's password

Posted: 09 Jun 2010 12:01 AM PDT


During a recent password audit at a large company, it was found that a blond receptionist was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrament o"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least eight characters long and include at least one capital.

Posted by madhu at 6:14 AM

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