Really Funny Jokes

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Hilarious jokes-Return tickets Posted: 26 May 2010 12:02 AM PDT Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Israel and Abraham find themselves on the same overturned lifeboat. The water is freezing, sharks are cruising by, and the boat is slowly sinking. "Oh, well" said Israel, "It could have been worse". "Worse? How could it be worse?", screamed Abraham. "Well, we could have bought return tickets!"

Really funny stuff-Joke's on you Posted: 26 May 2010 12:01 AM PDT Young Patrick is walking down Dublin's main street. Suddenly a man leaps out at him and punches him in the face. "There you are, Mick, that'll teach you!", The man shouts. But to his attacker's surprise, Patrick just laughs. "So Mick, you're laughing; I'll hit you again!" "Ha ha ha!", laughs Patrick, "the joke's on you. I'm not Mick!"

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