Really Funny Jokes

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Really funny jokes - Blonde on a plane Posted: 05 May 2010 08:25 PM PDT There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde won't move. She says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move. She says again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde. They tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the plane on auto-pilot and whispers something in the blonde's ear. Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how the pilot made the blonde move so quickly. They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"

Funny jokes - Grandpa and Grandma Posted: 05 May 2010 09:02 AM PDT Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight . When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills . The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive" "How much?" asked Grandpa . "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son .. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow . " Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow .. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110 . "I know," said Grandpa . "The hundred is from Grandma!" Very Happy

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