Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Aboriginal jokes-With a gun

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 04:29 AM PDT


Q: What do you call an Abo with a gun?
A: Sir.

Short funny jokes - Moscow the capital of China

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 01:32 AM PDT


A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"

The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"

Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

Really funny jokes-Christmas shopping

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 12:02 AM PDT


It was nearly Christmas and Judge Judy was in a happy mood. She asked the defendant, "What are you being prosecuted for?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping too early," replied the defendant.

"That's not a crime," replied Judge Judy.

"How early were you doing you Christmas shopping?"

"Before the store opened," replied the defendant!!

Posted by madhu at 5:16 AM

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