Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes - The Salesman

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 03:07 AM PDT


A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.'

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His First day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'

The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says, '$101,237.65.'

The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy makeup for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

Computer Jokes - Kid's password

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 12:04 AM PDT


A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Really Silly jokes - Riddles

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 11:31 PM PDT


Joke 1#: Why did the student eat her HW? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Joke 2#: What kind of storm is always in a rush? A Hurry Cain.

Joke 3#:What do you get when you mix a car, a fly, and a dog? A Flying Carpet!

Joke 4#: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his food? He was stuffed.

Joke 5#:What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A COWculator.

Funny Video - Comedy Football

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 10:19 PM PDT

Barack Obama jokes - one liners

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 09:34 PM PDT


Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won't be the one paying them.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Funny short jokes collection - Man and Woman

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 09:21 PM PDT


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

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