Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Positive jokes - Positive Attitude

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 05:13 AM PDT

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE :

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

Latest Sardar jokes - Interview

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:55 PM PDT

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.

Old man jokes - Hearing problem

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 09:18 AM PDT

An old man had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The old man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Short sardar jokes - Cholesterol

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 09:00 AM PDT

Sardar starts shouting in a store......

where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this

Sardar: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

Posted by madhu at 5:27 AM

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