Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny Birthday Jokes - Wife

Posted: 01 Apr 2010 03:43 AM PDT

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.

Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

Doctor jokes-Fat lady

Posted: 01 Apr 2010 12:01 AM PDT

A fat lady: (To a health expert) Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.
Health expert: Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time.
Fat lady: At which particular time?
Health expert: Whenever anybody asks you to eat.

Very short funny jokes - Credit card

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 09:52 PM PDT

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Posted by madhu at 5:48 AM

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