Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-Yard work

Posted: 23 Mar 2010 12:02 AM PDT


A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

Really good stuff-Advice to be passed on to your daughter

Posted: 23 Mar 2010 12:01 AM PDT


Advice To Be Passed On To Your Daughter

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Posted by madhu at 5:37 AM

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