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Really Funny Jokes

Clean jokes-Big feet

Posted: 18 Mar 2010 12:02 AM PDT


Two sisters arrived home from school crying their eyes out.

"What's the matter with the two of you?" asked their mother.

"All the kids at school always make fun of my big feet," wailed the first sister.

"Don't let it bother you," comforted the mother, "Your feet aren't that big." She then turned her attention to the second sister. "Now why are you crying?"

"My friends invited me to go skiing and I can't find my skis," she cried.

"That's not a problem," the mother said, "You can borrow your sister's shoes."

Really funny jokes-Chicken Noodle Soup

Posted: 18 Mar 2010 12:01 AM PDT


"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.
"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."
"I don't have a sweetheart, either."
"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."

Posted by madhu at 5:41 AM

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