Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Peeping

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 01:19 AM PST


A newly wed couple Naren and Nita came to live in an apartment where right across lived a young attractive man.

Naren was bragging to his friend, "My wife is so smart that she caught the guy across the window peeping us nude in action into our Apartment. She was so angered that she wanted to go there and kill the b*stard, if I didn't stop her."

The highly impressed friend praised, "You are lucky, she seems to be the woman of high family value, principles, and character."

Naren replied, "No man, she got mad when the guy across the window shut his window on us."

Really funny jokes-Deviation from tracks

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 12:01 AM PST


One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.

On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was questioned how the incident happened.

He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.

Then authorities questioned : Are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overrun that person.

The driver replied: "Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close."

Posted by madhu at 5:19 AM

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