Really Funny Jokes

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Adult jokes-This Is A Stick-Up Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:02 AM PST A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot; I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a blowjob!" "Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!" The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!"

Sardar jokes-Questions Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:01 AM PST Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions. "How does this boat float?" Banta thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son." The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, "How do fish breath underwater?" Once again Banta replied, "Don't rightly know, son." A little later the boy asked Banta, "Why is the sky blue?" Again, Banta replied, "Don't rightly know, son." Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?" Banta immediately assured him, "Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"

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