Really Funny Jokes

>> Saturday, February 20, 2010

Really Funny Jokes

Doctor jokes-Bad breath

Posted: 20 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


"My dentist has bad breath……Why every time he smokes he blows onion rings."

Really funny jokes-Never be late

Posted: 20 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave STD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE.

Funny Period Jokes - Importance of periods

Posted: 19 Feb 2010 05:58 AM PST


Teacher : Do you know the importance of periods ?

Student : Yes once my sister she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away .

Posted by madhu at 5:41 AM

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Blog Archive