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Humor jokes-Bus driver Posted: 17 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

Adult jokes-Sex lives Posted: 17 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST Some women are sitting around after a card party. They start complaining about their sex lives. First woman moans, "My husband is a musician. All he wants to do is sing to it." Second woman moans, "My husband is a doctor. All he want to do is examine it." Third woman moans, "My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants to do is talk about it." A big grin on her face, the fourth woman says, " My husband's a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore the hell out of it, and has been working on it ever since."

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