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Really funny jokes-No Christmas in DC this year!

Posted: 12 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


There will be no Nativity Scene (Those who don't know - Its an incident from bible) in Washington this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues....

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Blonde jokes-Car trouble

Posted: 12 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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