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Office funny jokes-Voice mail with speakerphone

Posted: 10 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


Have you ever worked in an office where someone insists on listening to their voice-mail using the speakerphone (at full volume, naturally). It can really begin to bother you after a while.

I found a fairly easy fix for that though. I had my wife call his phone when he wasn't there and left this message: "Hi, this is Candy from 1-900-HOT-BABE. You haven't paid for the 'toys' we sent you, you naughty boy. You wouldn't want me to come over there and spank you, would you?"

That was the last time I heard *that* particular speakerphone!

Adult jokes-The new age

Posted: 10 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.

'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies .. and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the Superiority of gay love!'

The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now but just watch what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass!'

Posted by madhu at 5:24 AM

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