Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-Cold balls

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


Three women are talking about their boyfriends.
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm giving him a blow job!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the same with my Richard!"
They turn to the third girl.
"That's disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!"
"You're crazy," one of the girls pipes up. "A good blow job is the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!"
She says she'll think about it.
The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blow job novice is sporting a wicked shiner.
"Whoa!" the first girl asks, "How did you get that black eye?!"
"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she said.
"What on earth for?!" the second girl asks.
"I don't know," she replied. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as Pete and Richard's are so cold!"

Really funny jokes-Pistol too

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too.
Little Jimmy raised his hand, and after being recognized, said
"The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol too".
"Very good", says the teacher.
Little Johnnie raised his hand, and after being called on said
"Down at our house we make homebrew, drink till twelve and piss till two".

Posted by madhu at 5:56 AM

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