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Adult jokes-Captain's handkerchief

Posted: 15 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST


The Captain rounded all his men to check on their intellectual faculties. Taking a small handkerchief from his pocket he says. "Smith, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about??"

"Oh!! Sir it makes me think of the train station."

"Well Smith ... why does it make you think of the train station."

"Because Sir ... on Sundays in the afternoon we often would go down to the train station, and when the train left the station people would wave their handkerchiefs like you do Sir."

"Very good Smith. Let's see you, Thomas, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about??"

"Oh well Sir... It makes me think about the port."

"Why does it make you think about the port??.

"Sir, because when I go to the port the passengers on the outgoing ships wave at their relatives and friends that way."

"That's very good Thomas, let's see you Gibson, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about?"

"Sir. It makes me think about screwing!"

"Oh, I see, well why does it make you think screwing?"

"Because Sir, the only thing I think about is screwing."

Really funny jokes-Moods

Posted: 15 Jan 2010 12:01 AM PST


The Moods of a Woman:
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose.
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man:
Hungry. Horny. Sleepy.

Posted by madhu at 5:50 AM

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