Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Blonde jokes-Cheap cruise travel

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST


A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks,
"Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies,"They didn't last year...."

Short funny jokes-Defining Ex

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


Jill: Do you define an "ex" as "someone you married"?
Mary: Heavens no! An "ex" is "anyone who spent the night more than once and whose name I can remember."

Really funny jokes-Black baby

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


Ole was pacing the expectant Father's waiting room, waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he had a son and all was well. In fact, he could see his son through the nursery window if he liked.
Ole went to the window and asked to see the Thompson baby.
The nurse looked surprised and asked if he was sure he wanted to see the baby before seeing Lena.
"Someting wrong wit the baby?" he asked.
"No, the baby is fine."
"Vel bring him over so I can see him."
The nurse did so, and lo and behold, she held up the cutest little black baby you ever saw.
Upon seeing him, Ole got a big grin on his face and said, "Oh, dat Lena, she burns everything!"

Posted by madhu at 5:49 AM

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