Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Divorcing wife

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife. The bartender asked why.
"Well," David said, "yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town."
"So?" the bartender replies.
"So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast--'to the best woman a man could have.' "
"What's wrong with that?"
"Four waiters joined in...."

Doctor jokes-Knock

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


The doctor knocked at the hospital door before entering ManMohan's room.
ManMohan called out to come in.
The doctor then proceeded to tell ManMohan to remove all of his clothing after which he gave him a thorough, from top to bottom, front to back, leaving no part of his body untouched.
When he had finished, ManMohan looked the doctor straight in the eye and asked, "Doctor, can I ask you a question?"
"Of course," he replied.
ManMohan asks, "Why did you even bother to knock?"

Posted by madhu at 5:39 AM

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