Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Office jokes-Near sighted

Posted: 30 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


Pauly says to Maury, his coworker, "I've become so near-sighted I almost worked myself to death."
Maury: "What does being nearsighted have to do with working yourself to death?"
Pauly: "I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work all the time."

Kids jokes-Say a prayer

Posted: 30 Dec 2009 12:02 AM PST


Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother' s house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer."
"I don't have to," The boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer, before eating, at our house."
"That's our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

Really funny jokes-Great actor

Posted: 30 Dec 2009 12:01 AM PST


There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the stage carrying a rose, you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb to your nose, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally the time came.
The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line; "Ah, the sweet aroma of my
mistress."
The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
He asked. "No!" the director screamed, "You forgot the bloody rose!"

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