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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Sunday school

Posted: 28 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Adult humor jokes-Getting married

Posted: 28 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


A buddy called me and told me that his daughter is getting married.
I asked him to whom and he said, "I dunno. He's some kinda doctor."
"That's all you know that your daughter's getting married to 'some kinda doctor'?"
"Yeah, what?" he said wondering if he should know more.
"Well personally I'd want to know what kind of quack my daughter was marrying,"
I said. "I mean, what if he's a gynecologist? Those guys are freaky. Can you imagine what kind of guy you'd have to be to spend your days sitting on a short kiddy stool between chick's legs, staring at their clams...?"
"Hey man!" he shouted. "Shut the hell up. That's my daughter you're talking about!"
"Relax. I wasn't talking about your daughter. All women spread them and say 'aahh'. Even your wife."
"Hey man!"
"Relax, buddy. Look on the bright side, he's probably checked her out, and you can bet he wouldn't marry her unless she had a good one...I mean she was healthy."

Blonde jokes-Shrink

Posted: 28 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


After several unsuccessful advances, the bachelor asked his blonde and alluring but standoffish date "Do you shrink from making love?"
"If I did," she sighed, "I'd be a midget."

Posted by madhu at 5:29 AM

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