Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Small talk

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST


Service in the restaurant was extremely slow. The husband was starting to flip out, so his wife tried to distract him with small talk.
"You know," she said, "our friend Rachael should be having her baby anytime now."
"Really?" the husband snapped. "She wasn't even pregnant when we walked in here."

Adult jokes-One at a time

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


Gwen was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend, so she went to a psychic for help.
Honey, said the psychic, you will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
Gwen left very happy and excited. As she walked over a bridge, she thought: "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins."
She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But incredibly Gwen didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started feeling around. Touching all the bananas, she had a huge smile on her face and said: "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!… ONE AT A TIME!"

Funny stuff jokes-Governor's Office for Elderly Affairs

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


A woman who works for the state of California got a call from a man who paused when she told him the name of her agency.
He then asked her to repeat it. "It's the Governor's Office for Elderly Affairs," she told him again.
There was another pause. "For gosh sakes, sign me up," he said. "I didn't do too well when I was young."

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