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• Really funny jokes-42nd street
• Engineer jokes-Broke
• Adult jokes-Roughest, toughest

Really funny jokes-42nd street Posted: 18 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST A woman, carrying a small dog in her arms, boarded a streetcar in New York and earnestly begged the conductor to tell her when they reached 42nd Street. As she seemed unusually anxious, he said he would. At the first stop they made after leaving 72nd Street, she glanced appealingly at the other passengers. At the next stop she half rose to her feet. "Fifty-ninth! " called the conductor. At 50th Street she stumbled forward, but the conductor laid a detaining hand upon her. "Not yet, Madam. I told you that I would tell you when we get there." "How soon shall we get there?" she asked, breathlessly. The conductor looked wearily at her. "I will tell you when we get there," he repeated. At last, looking pointedly at her, he shouted loudly, "FORTY-SECOND STREET! FORTY-SECOND STREET!" The woman clutched her dog and, standing up, lifted him to the window. "O, Fido," she said, almost tearfully, "look, look, Fido! That's 42nd Street, where you were born."

Engineer jokes-Broke Posted: 18 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it is perfect, then expand it and add more features until it breaks.

Adult jokes-Roughest, toughest Posted: 18 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST The biggest, toughest, red neck guy in town, decided he needed sex. So he went to the local brothel, kicked in the door, and yelled, "I want the roughest, toughest, hooker you have." The matron just pointed up the stairs. The man grabbed 2 warm bottles of beer out of a case on his way up. He got to the top of the stairs, kicked in that door, and saw a rough looking hooker standing there nude. The man says, "Are you the roughest, toughest, hooker here?" She says, "yeah, I am!" Then she bent over and grabbed her ankles. He says, "How do you know I want it like that?" She replies, "I didn't know, but I thought you needed a place to open the beer bottles!"

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