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Best funny jokes-Pirate in a bar Posted: 16 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks. The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?" "Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand." "Incredible!" says the seaman. "How'd you get the eye patch?" "A sea gull shit in my eye," the pirate replies. "You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks. "Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

Adult jokes-Short skirt Posted: 16 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST Mary: I'm sorry I'm a bit late! My cab driver almost had a wreck getting me here! Jill: What happened? Mary: The driver in front of him started to go when the light turned green, but he slammed on the brakes to look at a gal on the sidewalk who was wearing a mini-skirt. My driver almost hit him in the rear! Jill: My goodness! How short was the skirt? Mary: Well, she was wearing blue panties!

Short funny jokes-More money Posted: 16 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

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