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Really funny jokes-Dustman picking up wheely bins

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST


A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.
There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Chinese bloke answers... "Harro", says the Chineseman.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman
"I bin on toilet" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Chinese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Chinese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...where's your Wheely Bin?"
"OK" "OK" , the chinaman says, "I wheely bin having wank."

Short funny jokes-Steamroller

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

Ultimate jokes-Double

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"
The guy answers, "A scotch, please."
The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration. "
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!"
The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

Posted by madhu at 5:07 AM

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