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Really funny jokes-Latin love story

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa.
Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another. Your Madre does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother" .
So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.
After telling Papa again, he said, "Maria, there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are your half-brothers. "
Maria had no choice but to go to her mama.
Mama already knew and said "Maria, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose, because you are not related to Papa.

Adult jokes-Newly married man

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!
Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer.
It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance? "
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

Clean jokes-Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:02 AM PST


- A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
- The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.
- Dr. Kervorkian was seen filling IV bottles at pool side.
- You haven't seen that much scum since Mickey Rourke's last movie.
- The amount of body hair found covering drain gives Prince Albert a run for his money.

Posted by madhu at 5:32 AM

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