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Really Funny Jokes

Hillbilly jokes-Eat

Posted: 28 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST


How many hillbillies does it take eat a 'possum?
- Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Funny jokes-Side effects of alcohol

Posted: 28 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on ur feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! .

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

8. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.

Posted by madhu at 5:19 AM

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