Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Gun vs Woman

Posted: 23 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST


10.You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

Adult jokes-Trip to Chicago

Posted: 23 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


Joe left for a two day trip to Chicago to visit his sisters. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his wallet on top of his dresser.
He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee.
She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left breast.
"Leave only one quart of milk," she said. "Joe won't be here for breakfast tomorrow."

Posted by madhu at 5:38 AM

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