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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Petrol station

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST


A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry -we're right out of petrol."
So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"
And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen,to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres!"

Adult jokes-Unbearable

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculously all five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small deserted island. Since these four guys will need to have their natural urges satisfied, they decided to make up a schedule. Each guy would get a week to dick the woman as much as possible, the next week another guy and so on. This arrangement works out great for years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she suddenly dies. The first month went by and it was really awful, second month was really bad, third month was almost unbearable, fourth month rolls around and the guys couldn't handle it anymore so they buried her.

Short funny jokes-Siamese twins

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.

Posted by madhu at 5:44 AM

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