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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Retired judge

Posted: 19 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring. So he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.
A week later, his supervisor, a stern woman in her sixties, called him into her office.
She cleared her throat and said, "You know, I appreciate that when you were a judge you were stern with lawbreakers. And you carry that with you to your new job, which is very commendable. But when someone owes an overdue fine, you can't just - "
"I had to throw the book at him," said the judge.
"I know," said the librarian, "but the Entire Encyclopedia Britannica?"

Adult jokes-Bad spell

Posted: 19 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on the creature's rather hideous appearance.
Princess: 'My, but you are really an ugly frog!'
Frog: 'I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me.'
Princess: 'Well I've seen frogs with spells but, none as ugly as you.'
Frog: 'Look, leave me alone my dear. I told you, it's a really bad spell.'
Princess: 'Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into a prince?'
Frog: 'I don't know dear, a spell this bad will probably take a blow job.

Ultimate jokes-Easter eggs

Posted: 19 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.
Nothing happened on account of the hens there. However, a few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock!

Posted by madhu at 5:36 AM

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