Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Short funny jokes-Cry during sex

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 12:06 AM PDT


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you.

Really funny jokes-Top ten things you don't want to hear in a Departmental store

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


10. "You want to use the fitting room or try this on at my place?"

9. "Check it out -- this one's good for hiding body parts"

8. "You know how we can offer such low prices? We're connected to the mafia"

7. "Try our new scent -- it makes you smell just like Regis"

6. "Last night after work I got lucky on this couch"

5. "Can I take a picture of your feet for my web site?"

4. "I live in a dark, greasy space under the escalator"

3. "For today only, you can pay for your purchases with hugs"

2. "Have you seen a chimp in boys' overalls?"

1. "If you're interested, I sell the same junk out of my van, half-price"

Adult jokes-At the super market

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A woman goes to the super market. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a number of times a man approaches her and ask if she is having a problem.
She tells him no.
He says that he would like to know what she is doing at the beginning of each aisle.
She says she is trying to remember her grocery list.
He seems puzzled and asks her for an explanation.
She goes through the motions saying: "One head of lettuce, 2 ears of corn, 2 breasts of chicken, and food for my pussycat."

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