Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Dent

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent.
On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver.
"I feel terrible," the woman apologized when I called. "I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot."
"Please, don't worry," I said to her. "I'm sure our insurance companies will take care of everything."
"Thank you for your understanding, " she said. "You're so much nicer than the man I hit on the way out."

Kids jokes-Election

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


The kids in the neighborhood held an election.
The grownups were astonished that a four-year-old had been elected president.
"That boy must be a born leader," one Dad observed. "How does it happen that all you bigger boys voted for him?"
"Well, you see Dad," one lad replied. "He cannot very well be secretary because he doesn't know how to write. He would not do for treasurer because he is not able to count. He would never do for sergeant- at-arms because he is too little to throw anybody out. If we did not choose him for anything, he would feel bad. So we made him president."

Short funny jokes-New husband

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 12:01 AM PDT


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Posted by madhu at 5:17 AM

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