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Really Funny Jokes


Adult jokes-Pray

Posted: 12 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


A Christian family, comprising mom, dad and daughter were sitting around the dinner table with the reverend of their church as their honored guest. The mom told her daughter to start off the prayer so they can start eating dinner already.
The daughter hesitated, "But Mom!" After her mom gave her an encouraging look, she started the prayer. She started moaning and groaning, as if she's having an orgasm. She was also screaming, "Oooh, God! Ooooh, Jimmy! Oooh, God!
Jimmy! Oh God, oh God!" All of a sudden, her mother stopped her. "What's gotten into you?"
She seemed embarrassed and surprised. The daughter then said to her mother, "What? That's what I hear you pray!"

Clean jokes-Fishing

Posted: 12 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.
They ask him, "Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"
The other fisherman replies, "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other, "Fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope. Still salty."
30 minutes later, he asks him to check again. "Nope, still salty."
One hour later they check again. "Nope. Still salty."
"This isn't good," the fisherman finally says. "We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty."
"I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost empty."

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