Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-To see a Baseball game

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


Jose lived in San Juan, and all he ever wanted was to see a baseball game in Yankee Stadium. Jose loved base-ball; he loved the Yankees. He worked and saved and at long last bought a ticket, took a plane to New York.
When he got to Yankee Stadium, it was all sold out. Not a seat to be had.
Jose pleaded, touched the heart of the ticket office and they found him a seat way out in the bleachers behind the flag pole.
Jose saw his baseball game and went back to Puerto Rico, flying so high he almost didn't need a plane.
"Well, Jose," they asked when he returned, "how was it?"
Jose raved. The Stadium, the game, the Yankees? And most of all the fans, so friendly, so concerned about him that before the game. They had all stood up and turned to him and sang, "Jose? Can you see?"

Hilarious short jokes-Mr. Softy

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Two men were grumbling over their problems. The first man said, "My wife left me for a man who drives an ice cream truck."
His friend began to ask, "You mean..."
"Yeah," the first guy replied. "She left me for Mr. Softy."

Kids jokes-For the Sick

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A little 9 year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy" she said, " Can we leave now?"
"No." her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Well, then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In about 2 minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," replied the little girl.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy," she replied. "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick.'"

Posted by madhu at 5:45 AM

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