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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Three nuns

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


One day there were three nuns standing outside the gates of heaven waiting to enter.
St. Peter approached them and asked the first nun, "Do you know who the first man was on earth?"
She said, "Ummm that's tough... Adam?"
Bells rang, Angels sang, The gates opened, and she walked in.
Then St. Peter went to the second nun and asked, "Do you know who the first woman was on earth?"
She said, "Ummmm... Eve?"
Bells rang, Angels sang, The gates opened, and she walked in.
St. Peter then asked the third and last nun, "What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
The third nun said, "Hmmmm, that's a hard one."
Bells rang, Angels sang, The gates opened, and she walked right in.

Funny jokes-Most important words

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest.
The winners were then asked, "What advice do you have for the newlyweds?"
The wife quickly responded, "The three most important words in a marriage are 'You're probably right'." Everyone then looked at the husband.
He said, "Yeah, she's probably right!"

Adult jokes-Marrying a tiny girl

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:01 AM PDT


A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"
The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."
His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad."
The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like masturbating, only I got somebody to talk to."

Posted by madhu at 5:24 AM

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