Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Camp for better understanding

Posted: 03 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better seeing relations between them were very sour.
Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law.
Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.
The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.
Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are you crying so hard, I didn't realize you were so close to your mother-in-law? "
To which she replied, "No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!"

Short funny jokes-Bottom of the ocean

Posted: 03 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Adult jokes-Wrinkles

Posted: 03 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


My mother, Evelyn, was a very robust woman in both spirit and size. She was in the hospital, not feeling well, but her sense of humour was still top-drawer.
We were chatting when the surgeon came in with her chart. "Evelyn," he said, "it says here that you're 79 years old, but that doesn't seem right."
"Well, it's true" she said. "I'll be 80 at the end of this year."
"You don't have any wrinkles on your face!" he exclaimed.
"Oh, that's easy to explain," Mom said. "I don't have a bra on!"

Posted by madhu at 5:04 AM

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