Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Most poplular jokes-Super computer

Posted: 01 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.

"This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".

At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone.

"Where is my father?" he asked.

There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out.

On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa.

The clever Guest laughed.

"Actually", he said, "My father is dead"!

It had been a tricky question! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?

Clever Guest thought, went to the Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"

Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words, "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Goa."

Really funny jokes-Visit to Doctor's office

Posted: 01 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Shaheen walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room.
While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him.
The newcomer asks "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here Shaheen ?"
Shaheen replies, " I am waiting to see the doctor."
"W wwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see hhim?"
Shaheen replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem.
" A pp prostate ppp problem, wwhat's ttthat ?"
"Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk."

Adult jokes-Old ladies at the museum

Posted: 01 Oct 2009 12:02 AM PDT


Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"
The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why the penis on it was so large!"
Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...and cold, too!"

Posted by madhu at 5:34 AM

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