Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes-Hurricanes

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 12:05 AM PDT


Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

Really funny jokes-Southern home security

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.

P.S. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Adult jokes-Brainless knockout

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Jill was a knockout but alas, she also was virtually brainless.
Fortunately, this was no drawback as far as John's plans for the evening were concerned. He was delighted when she agreed to come up to his apartment for a nightcap.
As he prepared the drinks, full of anticipation, Jill explored the apartment, stopping now and then to examine a painting or a book title, she didn't quite understand. At last she stopped dead in front of his fireplace.
"What on earth is that?" Jill asked pointing to a carved wooden object lying on the mantel.
"Oh, that. It's African," John replied. "They use them in their fertility rites. It's a phallic symbol."
"Oh, I see." stated Jill demurely. "I'd hate to tell you what it looks like!"

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