Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes-Punishment

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 12:05 AM PDT


What is the best punishment for a woman?

Give her new clothes,
matching her jewelry,
and nice cosmetics and then,
lock her in a room without a mirror

Really funny jokes-Send Men Immediately

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English.
She was also fond of using very small sentenses to communicate. Always in hurry she used to creat lots of funny situations.
Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight that too during the examination season. She immediately contacted electricity board's complaints office over phone and placed instant demand saying. "Lights gone in our ladies hostel. Send Men immediately. Girls using candles."

Adult jokes-Remove

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive the Devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumber-jack. So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith. So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the Devil.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a Popsicle maker"

Posted by madhu at 5:19 AM

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