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Really Funny Jokes

Hilarious short jokes-Birthday gift

Posted: 05 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Animal jokes-The shaking monkey

Posted: 05 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he spotted a monkey up in a tree.
He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the monkey was too scared. So the lion asked the monkey what he could do to make him feel comfortable enough to come down.
The monkey said, "If you tie yourself up I'll come down."
So the lion ties himself up, but as the monkey came down he started shaking.
The lion said, "Hey, monkey, you don't have to be scared! I'm not going to eat you; I'm tied up real tight."
"I know," said the monkey. "That's not why I'm shaking."
"So why are you shaking?" asked the lion.
"Well," said the monkey, "it's just that I've never had sex with a lion before."

Adult jokes-Embarrassing size

Posted: 05 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A young man told his doctor that he was very embarrassed about the size of this penis and that potential sexual partners laughed at him.
On examination, the willie certainly was weenie. The doctor established that the man had no trouble appealing to women, talking with them, inviting them back to his apartment, or he to theirs.
He suggested that perhaps he should try undressing with the lights out and slowly introducing his potential partner's hand to the smallish member so as not to shock.
The bloke thought it was worth a try as mates kept telling him size didn't matter and he was loathe to undergo penile enlargement surgery.
That weekend an attractive young lady accepted his invitation back to his apartment… the lights very dimmed very low during passionate moments of undressing, the girls hand was guided towards the miniscule erection.
In the dark she whispered, "No thanks, I don't smoke!"

Posted by madhu at 5:38 AM

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