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Tanhai ka sabab

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:54 AM PDT

Mat Pooch Meri Tanhaai Ka Sabab Faraz……

Kaha Na! Mat Pooch Bas…

Sms Chanllenge for you

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:54 AM PDT

Challenge For You:

Two Players are playing at 94 and 94 they needed 7 runs to win the match at 3 balls, At Last Wicket.

How Both Players complete their 100?

Hiraan na houn

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:53 AM PDT

Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.

Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye…

GEO Wapda.

Pathan ka phadda

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:53 AM PDT

Pathano ne phir Phadda daal dya hai
.
.
.
.
Kehte hai k 14 August "SAUDIA" k saath manaein gey….

Do you have

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:52 AM PDT

Major Rohail: Do you have affair? I heard You saying, you love LUCKY.

Anti Misba: Idiot LUCKY is my

(\./)
/") "^---;";
\,/"(,LUCKY)\\
    //\\ //\\

Car speed

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:51 AM PDT

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.

Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.

Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.a

Mobile Phone Inventor Dream

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:50 AM PDT

Mobile ko Ejaad krne wale ka sapna tha k Duniya mai.

.

.

Har FAQEER or BHIKARI k haath me Bhi mobile ho.

MUBARAK Ho

Aap ne wo sapna such kr dikhaya.

Military Operation

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:49 AM PDT

~Gurbat
~Bomb Blast
~Military Operations
~Load Shedding
Aur
~Terrorist Activities
Se Bach Jany Waly Tamam Bachay Khuchay Pakistaniyon ko

Advance 14 August Mubarak.

2nd largest muslim country after indonesia

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:48 AM PDT

We are Pakistani

Only Official Muslim Nuclear Power(atom bomb).

2nd Largest Muslim Country after Indonesia.

3rd Largest Muslim Country by area after Sudan(2nd) and Kazakhstan(1st).

We were declared Islamic Republic on 23 March 1956.

Area: 803,940 km/sq
Coastline: 1046 km
Motto: Unity,Discipline & Faith

Proud to be Pakistani
Geo Azadi

Beti maa banoun ge

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:48 AM PDT

Dad: beti tum bari ho k kia baoun gee?
Beti: maa banoun gee,
shadi karoun gee,
study karoun gee,
Dad: beti sub kuch karna laki tarteeb sahi rakhna

There r two kinds of People

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:42 AM PDT

There r Two Kind
Of People In This World

1-Those Who Remember Names

n

2-Those Whose Names r Remembered

Choice Is Yours

Jazz Easy Load

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:41 AM PDT

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy

Ghar main zabardasti

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:40 AM PDT

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.

Kisi ne meri ek na suni.

Jate hove keh gae.

"Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana."

Sardar ka Dada

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:37 AM PDT

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…

Be Khuloos logon se

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:37 AM PDT

Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay

wishing you this ramzan

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:36 AM PDT

He is the one GOD;
the Creator, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

Best Wishes on this Ramzan for you family

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:35 AM PDT

Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
.
Ramadan Mubarak !!

Best Ramzan Quote

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:33 AM PDT

Prophet said:
"Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven"

Today I pray for you

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:33 AM PDT

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of allah̢۪s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
.
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
.
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Bad News Of Today

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:32 AM PDT

Bad News:
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.

Because

Ab Main
"NEED 4 SPEED Underground" Khelon Ga.

Be Zabanoun ko jab woh zuban deta hai

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:31 AM PDT

Be-Zabano ko jab woh zaban deta hai,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hai,

Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k Gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein Gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai.

Swimmer to his friend

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:24 AM PDT

Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

Swimmer: Wo kese?
Friend: Q k Mujy swimming nhi ati.

Your school days

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:23 AM PDT

If ever u start missing
Ur school days,
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, then
just
Open ur report cards
Sara Nasha Utar Jaega.

Tumhari shalwar

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:22 AM PDT

Ussay kaha bhee tha tumhari shalwar bhatti hoi hai faraz

be ghairat muskura kay kehta hai holay holay say lagti hai hawa

Alvida keh dia humain

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 03:21 AM PDT

Uss nay yeh soch kar alvida keh dia humain

yeh gareeb log hain muhbat kay siwa kia dain gay

Posted by madhu at 1:06 AM

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