Mujhe Sardar Bana Do

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Mujhe Sardar Bana Do


Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Sharbat Ka Glass


Faraz to Galib:
"Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga,
Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega."

Galib:
"Alif se le kar ye tak k beech mai aata hai Sheen,
Abay itna Pyasa hai to laga le Ganney ki Machine."

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages

oy to Girl: Tum to 14vee ka Chand ho.

Girl: Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hon?

Boy: Arey nahi! Main to Ye batana chah
raha tha Tum itni Gol Matol ho. :-)

Tasbeehs For Ramazan


Tasbeehs For Ramazan
1st Ashra-Alhamdolillah
2nd Ashra-Astaghfirullah
3rd Ashra-Allahumma Ajarni Minun Naar
Send To Many People And Get Swab In Afterlife.

Sehri Ki Barkat


(Sehri Ki Barkat)
605,
Hadis-E-NABI(S.A.H.W)
HAMAREY Or Ehl-E-Kitaab K ROZON K Darmiyan Farq Karney Wali Cheez
" SAHERI Khana " Hai . . . /

Bhol Kar Khane Peene Se


Bhool Kr Khane Peene Se
Roza Nahi Jata.
*AL HADEES*
Jis Roz.E.Dar Ne Bhool Kr
Khaya Piya, Usey ALLAH Ne
Khilaya Pilaya-
Bahar.E.Sharyat
V-05 Pg-422

Hadees E Pak


Hadees-E-Pak

"Khana Kha Ke Shukar Ada Karne Wale Ka Darja,

Sabar Karne Wale Rozedar Ke Barabar Hota Hai."

(Tirmizi, Hadees: 2021)

Chand Raat Mubarak


Chand Raat

Chand Raat Darasal Allah Ta,Ala Ki

Taraf Say Un Roza Daroon K Ley Inaam Hai,

Jinhoon Na Gunahoon Say Bachtay

Hoey Quran Suna Aur Qayam Kia

Ramadan Mubarak


Raat Ko Naya Chand Mubarak,
Chand Ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak Ko Sitare Mubarak.
Sitaroon Ko Bulandi Mubarak.
Aur Aap Ko Hamari Taraf Se:-
RAMADAN MUBARAK

Bukhari Sharif


Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya:

Allah Taalah Farmatay Hain,

"Aulaad-E-Aadam Ka Har Amal 10 Guna Bharta Hai Siwaye Roze Ke,

Roza Mere Liye Hai Aur Main He Roze Ki Jaza Doon Ga."

(BUKHARI SHARIF)

Mafhoom E Hadees


Mafhoom-E-Hadees:

"Rozadaar Ka Sona Ibadat Aur Us Ki Khamoshi Tasbeeh Karna

Aur Us Ki Dua Qabool Aur Us Ka Ammal Maqbool Hota Hai."

(Ref: Shob-ul-Eeman)

Ramzan Aane Wala Hai


Jo kar sakta hy karle
.
Jahan chup sakta hy chup ja
.
Kiyun k tere pass hain sirf 15 din,
.
14 din k bad tujhe dunya k har kone se dhoond kar Qaid Kaid kr dia jae ga samjha!
Ramzan Aane Wala Hai... =P ;->

Ascii Picture Ramazan Text Messages

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Kia
baat hai is bar tume
Ramazan se pehle Band
kr dia... ;->

Funny Ramadan Text Messages

RAMADAN Aane wale hyn
Agr mene apko koi dukh dia ho ya meri waja se
apko koi taklif hui ho tu Zra sochiye ga
K




Phly ap ne hi koi kaminapan kia hoga =P

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