From the backwoods

Really funny jokes-From the backwoods They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning. " "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't "But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"

This is the fact about marriages!! Love Stages :-) The L Word: 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U 6 months: Of course I love U 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home 6 months: BACK!! 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something Phone Ringing: 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone 6 months: Here, for you 6 years: PHONE RINGING Cooking: 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years: AGAIN!!!! Apology: 6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said?? New Dress: 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress 6 months: You bought a new dress again??? 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? Planning for Vacations: 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane? 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home??? TV: 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 6 months: I like this movie 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself !!