Blonde jokes-Freeing the lobsters

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• Really funny jokes-The Picnic
• Funny farm jokes-Bug flew into a barn
• Blonde jokes-Freeing the lobsters

Really funny jokes-The Picnic Posted: 06 Aug 2009 12:04 AM PDT A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?" The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."

Funny farm jokes-Bug flew into a barn Posted: 06 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Blonde jokes-Freeing the lobsters Posted: 06 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT One evening a blonde went to seafood restaurant for dinner. When she saw the tank where they kept the lobsters she asked a waiter, "Why are those creatures in that tank?" "They are the lobsters we serve our customers!" answered the waiter. "You mean you're going to kill them," said the blonde. "Absolutely, " said the waiter. The blonde was so upset that she immediately exited the restaurant, drove to a nearby convenience store, purchased hefty bags and returned to the restaurant to accomplish her covert mission. Taking pity on the poor creatures, she waited until the moment was right, and snatched all of the lobsters from the tank, threw them in the bag, and hightailed it out of the restaurant. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free!